Christmas ads used to make you feel something, and evoke holiday spirit. Now, if one of the leaders in Christmas commercial production is basically mailing it in and trusting AI to take over their rich tradition, we’re not too far away from every ad on television looking something like this.

Whether it’s a tender moment shared between soulmates, a glimpse of the bond between a woman and her step-dad or any of the other Hallmark-worthy moments Publix has shared with us, its advertising team knows how to tug on heartstrings. And the holiday ...

Despite it being fucking January, Disney and Jonas Brothers couldn’t wait to plug their new Christmas movie. The creatively titled Jonas Brothers Christmas Movie marks the JoBros’ Disney homecoming, and we’ve already got a goddamn Christmas commercial for it.

I went to the mall last week. Just a quick trip. I was grabbing some lunch and making a return and I wanted to check out some new sweatsh… I don’t know why I’m trying to justify this to you. I can go to the mall if I want. I’m a grown-up.

A new advertising campaign brings Macaulay Culkin back as Kevin McCallister, the clever kid from Home Alone, who now as an adult must protect his elderly mother.